The Case of the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Bikini Top v. the (More) Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Pastie

In the Texas case of 35 Bar and Grille, LLC, et al., v. The City of San Antonio, Judge Fred Biery, denied a preliminary injunction to certain establishments who argued that a San Antonio ordinance violated their First Amendment Rights by requiring their dancers to wear a little bit more.  The decision's legal reasoning is laced with humor which can provide some levity for all your hard work.